2010 - 2024
Federal Prison - Clown Arts Division
Completed advanced studies in criminal psychology, lock picking, wire fraud, and digital anonymity. Received perfect marks and multiple disciplinary notices.
About Me
Giggles The Menace
Once the most feared and elusive criminal clown in the underworld, I served 15 years in maximum security for various charges including grand theft auto, identity fraud, and unauthorized pie throwing. I have successfully completed rehabilitation programs and now seek redemption through legitimate work.
My criminal background has given me unique expertise in planning, precision, timing, and thinking outside the box. I've mastered the art of deception and escape tactics. Now I channel these skills into web development, digital strategy, and creative problem-solving. My past mistakes have made me a better criminal... I mean, person.